That’s varth dader. You melt the squishy plastic.
smug hooty smug hooty
that is suspect trash disk. you eliminate him by reminding him his source show is hot garbage.
who is this man and why is any amount of time with him bad?
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that’s a generic hoodie skeleton. kill it with the knowledge that it is no longer spooky month.
what is this, and how do you kill it?
That is spooder. You kill it by telling it that it never saw the light of day.
wot wot what’s this?
that’s pingu but sad. kill him by skinning him and making him into soup.
what is this and how do you kill it
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that is the onion shrek from inside burger shrek kill he with garlic shrek who is inside wario shrek.
what is this and how do you kill it?
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that’s my dad.
you can’t kill him since he hasn’t been seen in 37 years. he’s still trying to find cigarettes.
what is this and how do you kill it?
That’s Super Carp, you kill it by putting it in a Catholic majority area on a Friday during Lent.
So who’s this edgelord and how do you kill him?
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that’s me written by a 13 yr old. tell him since he has no suit he’s technically naked and he will implode.
[ominous choir]
That is Coconut La Croix. You kill it by force feeding it to Cordax. That’ll kill both of them, actually.
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that’s barbara streisand’s shadow puppet show. you kill it by realizing it is barbara streisand’s shadow puppet show and not attending.
who dat
That’s Angron, Primarch of the World Eater Space Marines, you kill him by chucking him into the sun and hoping he’s not resurrected as a demon.
Who’s this?
that’s meth gadunka. sadly, he died on november 3rd, 1993, and you can probably guess the cause.
uh
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that’s icee with a kick, you kill it by chewing it hard and ignore the struggles of the flailing cherry on top.
who is this man and how is his breakfast?
that’s kopaka in his retirement home, struggling to comprehend cereal. kill him with tahu, who can barely control his fire powers now and melts almost anything he can see with his one functioning eye.
what is this and how do you kill it?
that is zelda. I will choke him out with chain links
