that is the transformers reboot. kill it with the GoBots reboot.
h o w
k i l l
that is zorks cousin gork. kill it by aiming for the eyes and avoiding the teeth
this is gork’s brother mork. he’s cunning, but brutal. he lives on.
that is mork’s illegitimate son, bork. kill him with the fact that he has 2 mothers and 3 fathers.
how kill it
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this is my dad. you can’t kill him because he’s been on a legendary quest to obtain milk since the day I was born and is impossible to locate.
who dat man
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This is Lariska’s true canon appearance. You kill it by unleashing Bionicle community’s collective rage on it by dressing it in a catgirl maid costume.
What… this? Kill… please…
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that is aporia, he is in constant pain for being an illogical paradox. he’s incredibly weak; his will to live is nonexistent so basically anything will finish the job.
what will you do now?
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Aaahg! It’s a bizarre form of the igneous duoplegieous! Kill it with the biggest hammer in sight!
What’s this stuff, and how can we eliminate it?
That is the elixir of life. killing it would kill everyone.
pray tell, what on earth shall we do to dispose of this ruffian, running amuck among civilized folk undetected
this is our true planetary rulers, kill the whole lot by implying to each of them that their peers are suspicious and let nature take its course.
but what if they return?
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that is cereal amogus. Kill it by consuming it and destroying its sussy power.
What am this and how kill it?
This is the flex-bug. It can only be destroyed by cooling it to a temperature of ~0 Kelvin. Or by the scientific use of a railgun (using the flex-bug as the projectile).
What is this horror, and how shall we make sure we don’t see it again?
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that is oreo dorito. kill him by reminding him splatoon 3 is just a rerelease of splatoon 1.
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you can outrun, but not outlast.
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That’s Humpty Dumpty’s long-lost and oft forgotten brother, Dumpy… Push him off a wall and laugh as the king’s horses try to put him back together… thankfully, horses lack thumbs… and fingers in general…
Is there any way to do away with this… thing?
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This is the Signature Warning of Monterey. You hit it with a sufficiently heavy vehicle at high speed… then run from Monterey as fast as possible.
What’s this? And how can I remove it?
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That looks to be the light at the end of the tunnel. You kill it by crushing all of humanity’s hope.
Help, it won’t let me sleep.
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