As many of you know, a recent tragedy took place where a child snuck into a gorilla pen at the Cincinnati zoo. Unfortunately that gorilla, who’s name was Harambe, had to be killed in order to save the child.
But what you probably don’t know is that Harambe’s body was donated to the US Military. And he was re-animated using cybernetic technology and advanced AI systems. Fitted with back mounted weapons and given strength enhancing servos, Harambe has become the ultimate jungle assault weapon. As dangerous factions rise to power in the jungles of Africa and around the world, US Special Forces has a new powerhouse to bring peace and stability to those regions.
Sure, this kind of thing failed miserably with Robo-Cop. But it’ll probably work with a gorilla, right?