on the right is anime, which makes the glorious genetic enhancement which I am in no way biased towards take a hard left to avoid, subsequently surviving.
the pinnacle of all creation horse lives 
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new horse moves left
I am shaking and crying
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new horse moves right new horse lives
weep
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new horse moves right
you can lead a forum poster to garage but you can’t make em kill. How unfortunate
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Current horse scurries on his fingies and toes to the left before Racie logs on
He lives!
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In Racie we trust.
New horse moves left.
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In Ghid we trust.
New horse moves right. New horse lives.
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The Illuminati don’t want you to see the original plans for the dollar bill!
What’s this? A horse appears… but it is already dead! The funeral procession turns left.
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The funeral procession unfortunately hits a closed road, so they take a detour to the right. Suddenly the sky darkens, and lightning strikes the metal car antenna on the hearse, shocking the solid steel horse coffin in an explosion of fire and smoke!
As the smoke clears, the horse rises from the coffin… alive. Needless to say, he was immensely distraught, now being liable for all the debt he was hoping to leave to his horse offspring to clear up.
The horse returns from the grave.
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This horse takes a deal to escape his debt. He shall be placed in the garage and have his fate left in the hands of forum users. The first forum user commands him to move right.
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The IRS commandeers an account and moves the horse left! The horse lives and must pay his debt.
One does not simply escape the IRS. You wait for N01 to defeat it.
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Okay another day another equine.
Our fine hooved friend moves to the right.
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Shimmy shake to left, live on sweet prince
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This is what new horse looks like right now
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A new day dawns and a new horse finds itself in our sacred garage.
It moves right.
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Right again! Dead horse.
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The horses look on in complete shock. The long-lasting peace that once stood as a testament to equine excellence was shattered in an instant. They all knew what was coming next, and as they left they could only wonder which horse would not live to see its next birthday.
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One horse stayed hehind, too scared to move. Soon it was the only one left.
bang!
“it’s been too long”, the teenage girl said. She was old enough to use her mom’s pistol now, and she would use it to carry on her mother’s mission: the elimination of all horses.
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