Horse in the Garage

on the right is anime, which makes the glorious genetic enhancement which I am in no way biased towards take a hard left to avoid, subsequently surviving.

the pinnacle of all creation horse lives :sunglasses:

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new horse moves left

I am shaking and crying

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new horse moves right new horse lives

weep

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new horse moves right

you can lead a forum poster to garage but you can’t make em kill. How unfortunate

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Current horse scurries on his fingies and toes to the left before Racie logs on

He lives!

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In Racie we trust.

New horse moves left.

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In Ghid we trust.

New horse moves right. New horse lives.

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The Illuminati don’t want you to see the original plans for the dollar bill!

What’s this? A horse appears… but it is already dead! The funeral procession turns left.

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The funeral procession unfortunately hits a closed road, so they take a detour to the right. Suddenly the sky darkens, and lightning strikes the metal car antenna on the hearse, shocking the solid steel horse coffin in an explosion of fire and smoke!

As the smoke clears, the horse rises from the coffin… alive. Needless to say, he was immensely distraught, now being liable for all the debt he was hoping to leave to his horse offspring to clear up.

The horse returns from the grave.

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This horse takes a deal to escape his debt. He shall be placed in the garage and have his fate left in the hands of forum users. The first forum user commands him to move right.

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The IRS commandeers an account and moves the horse left! The horse lives and must pay his debt.

One does not simply escape the IRS. You wait for N01 to defeat it.

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