My horse, almost paralyzed in what has happened here moves left.
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Fortunately, the horse is not completely paralyzed and goes right to the hospital for treatment.
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After everyone has filed out and the lights are shut off, a janitor horse is all that is left.
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The janitor horse is left to die, alone in the dark, hunted like an animal.
Wait…
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The horse, knowing this may be the end, rights a letter to his family giving his goodbyes
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The horse, realizing he just cheated the odds with a second opportunity, has left nothing to chance and galloped away to safety
The horse lives!
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A horse comes along, downright tired of all the garbage puns and jokes littering this thread.
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All right, no puns, no cleverness. The horse moves right, i shoot it in the head, and it dies. The end.
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Enough comedy let’s murder some horses. Here you go, fresh meat ready for lasagna. This is a new horse. This new horse moves left.
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He goes right through the doorway in front of him, entering a room strangely filled with the furniture of a living room. A TV, playing the nightly news, a table with the remains of a dinner of French fries and a hotdog… and an unloaded gun, complete with the equipment to clean it after use. Panic ensues.
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The horse with the gimpy leg steps left.
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This horse does the stanky leg to the right.
This horse lives.
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new horse
left
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same hrose
right
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New horse, left.
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Sliiiiide to the right
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new horse, right
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The horse is confident he can escape. After all, the huntress is at work, right?
Bang!
Unfortunately, ive started taking my gun to work. And i work near the garage.
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cordak, zamor,or midak?
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What do you think i am, nice? I use a squid launcher.
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