Love you too, slurm.
I got sick.
I NEVER get sick.
Clearly this dastardly deed of devilish deceit and doom must be the work of
The ModSquad.
I had soup and it made me all better though. Praise based Slime.
Nah this was a one man job.
A job done byâŚ
ME!
Slime stole my soup and made me watch while he consumed it⌠and then he stabbed me with a knife
Funny enough, Iâm actually doing a report on Stan Lee in school right now.
I hear the mod squad plan to assassinate Stan Lee!
Slime put pineapple on my pizza.
#THEY ARE MAKING ME SCREAM CONSTANTLY FOR NO REASON AT ALL
I THINK THEY ARE⌠OR I AM JUST DOING THIS TO MYSELF
looks at profile pic Jimmy, is that you?
The mod squad dyed my pupperâs fur pink!
The mod squad made me get a life and lose master.
The Mod Squad made the Timeranger Special Video lost
The mods used their weather ray to create the snow storm that plagues my neighborhood.
Boy, howâs that a bad thing?
The modsquad once made a typo when I asked them to change my username. It was humiliating.
The Mod Squad stole my girl.
Yourâs too?
######Welcome to the club
They killed my baby, and force me to wear his face as a mask to remember them by.
well that got dark.
Just like his cold, dead eyesâŚ
And the Modâs hearts.