This is RaptorTalon we're talking about...
You call that bad? They tortured my family, made me put them out of their misery, and then forced me to consume their hearts.
One time I was getting ice cream at the hot dog stand, and Slime jumped out and shoved the ice cream in my face
Not only that, but John Smith kicked the back of my knees and I fell on the hot dog vendor's mustard supply
Okay I don't know how I got ice cream from a hot dog vendor, or how Slime hid inside the stand, but IT HAPPENED IT'S ALL TRUE
You forgot the part where I stole your wallet when you weren't looking.
I'm gonna have a party tonight.
That's what you think >:]
Cronk am I invited? Will there be Grils, and food
It's a one man party.
Get out of here.
They wraithified me with a planet killer disguised as a giant dead robot.
Now I'm forever trapped between life and death as a bystander to the passing of time.
But, it's my topic
Don't worry Winter there won't be any party
My wallet never has any money
They stole my puppers. MY PUPPERS!!
They. Must. PAY.
Sorry apparently they're out of cash
I take check or credit as well.
The mods stole so many of my blankets
One time I asked the modsquad questions and the threw out half of them
My life has been ruined ever since
At least you aren't King Tehol
Look at my profile picture.
Want to know how that happened?
The mod squad attacked me, with SPARTANS!!! 300 of them! It was terrifying!