How The Mod Squad Ruined My Life!

You threatened my queen, you brought SLAVERY and DEATH to my city steps. Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. I can't say the same for you.

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Today The Mod Squad where on my DevianART Account to be disguised of everything, ever my Micro Heroes versions of different series.

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I was dicing tomatoes today

And aside from tears because VeggieTales I was suspicious if one was going to CRONK at me

And then all of a sudden none of them did

Except Cronk was hidden under the table and he CRONK'd me

I still haven't been able to type again

No don't ask how I typed this or how Cronk found my address BUT IT'S ALL TRUE

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They did it again! Only with samurai this time, and there was 500 of them! It was horrible! I was just in town walking home and then BOOM! Samurai! I barely escaped with my life!

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@Political_Slime Is forcing me to share a hotel room with him and a big scary communist named @Komrad, just because of budget cuts he needs to abide by!

The state of this political system is messed up!

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The mod squad made me flag this topic for moderation! Rip me

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The Mod Squad made me shoot the sherif, but not the deputy.

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Waj overthrew me after the other Mod Squad members kicked him out and made me the king.

True story, but I lost the screenshot :frowning:

What does this mean?

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Wouldn't you like to know

You know how like, you open a can of peanuts from like the 1910s because nobody sells cans of peanuts anymore

Just strange peanut-shaped bottles that terrify small children

And it turns out a snake was hiding in there the whole time just for lol's

It's uh like that I guess

After the concussion on the lampshade I'm not really sure anymore

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The Mods have been nothing but helpful towards me...

(Raises deflector shields and readies photon torpedoes.)

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It's a trick, they're trying to lure you into a false sense of security

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And then they try to brain wash you! Like in Ba Sing Se! If anyone mentiones a place called Lake Laogi, get out of there!

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@Chronicler stole my Avatar's gag.

Check again webhead. I had the Mario-related avatar first.

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Chronicler impersonated the great Luigi! That is a crime all it's own.

And now they stole my other pupper. Thankfully though they gave back the first one they stole.

K so

One night I was up watching Rocky & Bullwinkle

And then the power went out and spooky music started to play

Turns out it was just Cronk in a bedsheet running into things

BUT

Waj was there with a basket of tomatos

And he dumped them on my head

That was fine except Slime was there hiding as a Tomato just for lol's

And ever since I've been afraid of eating tacos

This is ALL TRUE, JUST LIKE BEFORE

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@John_Smith is a bully and abuses his power.
I want @John_Smith to lose his moderating powers immediately.

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I can lose my powers

I can lose my coolness (ha like I have any)

But at least I'll still have my dignity

Unlike some people :wink:

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Unlike me, the poor fool who made this topic

I mean pfft dignity? Who needs it?

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