You threatened my queen, you brought SLAVERY and DEATH to my city steps. Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. I can't say the same for you.
Today The Mod Squad where on my DevianART Account to be disguised of everything, ever my Micro Heroes versions of different series.
I was dicing tomatoes today
And aside from tears because VeggieTales I was suspicious if one was going to CRONK at me
And then all of a sudden none of them did
Except Cronk was hidden under the table and he CRONK'd me
I still haven't been able to type again
No don't ask how I typed this or how Cronk found my address BUT IT'S ALL TRUE
They did it again! Only with samurai this time, and there was 500 of them! It was horrible! I was just in town walking home and then BOOM! Samurai! I barely escaped with my life!
The state of this political system is messed up!
The mod squad made me flag this topic for moderation! Rip me
The Mod Squad made me shoot the sherif, but not the deputy.
Waj overthrew me after the other Mod Squad members kicked him out and made me the king.
True story, but I lost the screenshot
What does this mean?
Wouldn't you like to know
You know how like, you open a can of peanuts from like the 1910s because nobody sells cans of peanuts anymore
Just strange peanut-shaped bottles that terrify small children
And it turns out a snake was hiding in there the whole time just for lol's
It's uh like that I guess
After the concussion on the lampshade I'm not really sure anymore
The Mods have been nothing but helpful towards me...
(Raises deflector shields and readies photon torpedoes.)
It's a trick, they're trying to lure you into a false sense of security
And then they try to brain wash you! Like in Ba Sing Se! If anyone mentiones a place called Lake Laogi, get out of there!
@Chronicler stole my Avatar's gag.
Check again webhead. I had the Mario-related avatar first.
Chronicler impersonated the great Luigi! That is a crime all it's own.
And now they stole my other pupper. Thankfully though they gave back the first one they stole.
One night I was up watching Rocky & Bullwinkle
And then the power went out and spooky music started to play
Turns out it was just Cronk in a bedsheet running into things
Waj was there with a basket of tomatos
And he dumped them on my head
That was fine except Slime was there hiding as a Tomato just for lol's
And ever since I've been afraid of eating tacos
This is ALL TRUE, JUST LIKE BEFORE
I can lose my powers
I can lose my coolness (ha like I have any)
But at least I'll still have my dignity
Unlike some people
Unlike me, the poor fool who made this topic
I mean pfft dignity? Who needs it?