How to Use a Squid Launcher

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How to launch squids.

  1. Put squid in launcher.
  2. Pull back on squid.
  3. Let squid fall to the floor unceremoniously.
  4. Give up.
  5. Lay down.
  6. Cry a little.

7. Use a Zamor Launcher.

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I never got any 07 sets.

This means nothing to me.

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This works, but hereā€™s an alternative:

Step 1: Purchase squid from local Deli.
Step 2: Place aforementioned squid in T-ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  cannon.
Step 3: Conquer your town with your almighty squid launcher.
Step 4: Arm your newly acquired town with the same armaments you posses.
Step 5: March on LEGO headquarters and demand better squid-launcher designs.

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all hail the conquering zamor launcher

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let us remember it, as our protector, and not the one who gave usā€¦ this. As our savior, and not, our betrayer. Let us see it forever as you are, and not as you. All hail the conquering Zamor Launcher, the one who was supposed to save us all, but now the squid launcher must save usā€¦ from it. thatā€™s a halo 5 reference for those of you who didnā€™t get it

but yeah the squid launcher works much better now

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Ladies, please. We all know what the best blaster is.

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yup, its called the Star Saber

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