what
that’s a thing
if there’s megalovania why isn’t there microvania
If there’s [INSERT FUNNY/WITTY STATEMENT HERE] then why isn’t there [INSERT FUNNY/WITTY STATEMENT HERE]
if there’s charlie and the choclate factory why isn’t there charlotte and the chocolate factory
If there’s What if…? then why isn’t there Why not…?
if ther’s ghid, why isn’t there godz?
If there’s pepper spray, why isn’t there salt spray?
if there’s hero factory why isn’t there heroine factory
uhh
legal reasons
If there are message boards, why aren’t there message planks?
if there’s BZPower, why isn’t there BZWeakness?
If there’s Brutaka, why isn’t there Gentlemantaka?
If there’s Axonn, why isn’t there Axoff?
If there’s red brake lights on a car, why aren’t there green moving lights?
because the colorblind people wouldn’t know which is which
if theres high school, why isnt there low school?
If there are palm trees, why aren’t there finger trees?
if there’s bionicle why isn’t there monoquarter