If there’s Kermit the frog, why isn’t there Kerglove the frog?
If there’s Micronicle why is there Macronicle?
If there’s Nicholas cage why isn’t there Nicholas key
Have you seen how Nicholas Cage is already? No one wants to turn him loose.
If there’s root beer why isn’t there leaf seltzer
If there’s lime la croix why isn’t there joy?
If there’s gross lime la croix why isn’t there tasty anyotherflavor lacroix?
If there’s Guilty Gear, why isn’t there Innocent Piston?
If theres kirby super star, why isnt there dedede super black hole?
If there’s sacrilege then why isn’t there coconut la croix drinkers?
if theres La Croix then why isn’t it here in nz?
If there’s Galidor, why isn’t there Tahudor, Kopakador, Onuador, Lewador, and Pohatudor?
If there’s matador, why isn’t there Nuvador?
if there’s mitosis, why isn’t there mifingeris
If there’s kiwis, why aren’t there swikis?
If there’s trans pride ikea shark why isn’t there bigoted home depot lobster
If there’s a dove symbolizing peace, why isn’t anarchy symbolized by a jellyfish?
Nah anarchy is the Red Lotus’s thing
If there’s Donald why isn’t there Bonald?
If there’s taxation why isn’t there representation