If you were a dragon

Not gonna lie, I was not expecting this topic to do so well. Nor for it to become my #1 topic.

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I would be a serpentlike dragon like midagrdsormen form norse mythology:

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I would be charizard but…
I’ll just be a tall cocunut plant. Logic.

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If I were a dragon, I would look like this:

Credit goes to @Political_Slime for making the sprite.

It’s basically a combo of all my favorite Pokemon. I’d imagine it would have hidden fangs and be able to move from sea to the sky.

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Slime, you magnificent blastord.

If I were a dragon:
A: be an average dragon with above average smarts, and live a successful dragon life
B: Tactically kill other dragons.
-Tactically kill everything
-Hide from my killing spree
-Accidentally kill myself while killing everything

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Skill.

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And on your gravestone
“RIP Life, you failed me even though I kill a bunch of dragons”

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ahem.

The Shin Dragon.

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I like @Looch ‘s idea.

I’d be a time traveling shark ninja tank cyborg mecha shark rhino muscle shark giant spider shark laser dragon

if I were a dragon I’d have followed the path of the dragon by great meditation, feeding tons of scales to a giant stone dragon, and dueling other losers on a bridge leading into a fortress sinking into lava.

chances are I’d also have killed hawkwood for his magic rock as well.