Karzahni's Nonsensical Mask Topic

This has to be my new favorite mask.

The Kanohi Balaam, the Mask of Rahi Speech - Allows Rahi to speak to Matoran without translation.

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Kanohi Zilcho, the Mask of Nothing: Allows user to do absolutely nothing.

Kanohi Zippo, the Mask of Disposable Lighters: Allows user to summon a flame only big enough to light a candle. Dies after ten uses.

Kanohi Daikaiju, the Mask of Giant Monsters: Turns user into a giant monster, said user promptly collapses under their own weight thanks to the square-cube law.

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Mask of Tastelessness: Disables wearer's sense of taste.

Mask of Smellessness: Disable's wearer's sense of smell.

Mask of Bleeping: Wearer is forewarned that someone in his vicinity is about to say something inappropriate, and allows him to launch a supersonic "bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!"

Mask of Falcon Punch: Every movement of user's arms has fire.

Mask of Taunting: Allows wearer to taunt enemies, driving them insane and angry.

The Forbidden Mask: Trick weapon that causes the wearer to be disintegrated by their own weapon.

Mask of Skull Spiders: Makes skull spiders appear EVERYWHERE

Mask of Roaches: Makes roaches appear EVERYWHERE

Mask of Greg Farshtey: Wearer has constant telepathic communication with Greg Farshtey.

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Dear goodness.....

Dear goodness.....

Dear goodness.....

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Mask of Velika: Forces user to speak in riddles all the time.

Mask of Inverse Velika: Allows user to translate riddles.

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Mask of True Velika: Kills anyone of any importance if they are within the vicinity.

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Mask of Eko Manipulation: Gives wearer Ekorak. To keep. Forever.

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Mask of Hamogna Sandwich: Allows the user to HAMLOGNA ZZZZZANDWICH

(just for you)

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Mask of Potato Trigger.

You probably know what this does.

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Mask of Halvsies: half the time, it does the thing the user most wishes. The other half, it kills the user instantly, revives them, and then kills them again.

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Mask of Replying: Allows the user to use the reply button to a specific post on the Karzahni's Nonsensical Mask Topic.

(also just for you)

(pew pew)

Hah. I can top that.

The Kanohi Farshtea, the Mask of Canon - Allows the user to make something canon or non canon. It also is the shape of Greg Farshtey's face.

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I had to do this:

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Thank you... Thank you for doing this...

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Kanohi Trololo
Mask of Trololo
Allows rhe user to sing the Trololo Song perfectly.

Kanohi Mom
Mask of Yo Momma
Allows the user to insult a target's mom

Kanohi Ehrye
Mask of Blue Nipples
Gives the wearer sweggur blue nipples

Kanohi Doug
Mask of Phat Beatsies
Allows the user to drop som phat beatsies

Kanohi Nyan
Mask of Nyan Cats
Allows the user to summon an army of Nyan Cats

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Kanohi Nyran
Mask of Nyran Cats
Allows the user to summon an army of Nyran Cats

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Yeah, yeah. -_-

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Kanohi Kanohi: Allows the user to shapeshift the mask into another Kanohi. (Except the legendary Kanohi of course)

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The mask of 'yolo360noscopedm8illuminatihalflife3confirmedgglolnoobs'
It grants its user the power of being the Illuminati and do 360 no scopes.

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