-Saying ridiculous phrases.
Backstory: When he was born, he lived under two wonderful parents who were later killed by Ganondorf, the king of thieves, when he was a young boy. Forced into kingship, he set his main goal in life to defeating and capturing Ganondorf in order to get revenge. Along the way, he had a daughter, Zelda.
Eventually, Zelda was captured by Ganon, and a young boy named Link rescued her from Ganon. Soon, Harkinian grew a bond with Link, allowing him to live in the castle, despite Zelda finding him annoying. Soon, he was calling Link "Mai Boy" and grew a bit more irresponsible.
Soon, he sent forth to defeat Ganon, but was defeated and captured, later getting saved by Link, and again being saved by Zelda. However, he never got to kill Ganon; Link vanquished him on his journey through time. As such, Harkinian soon died, never getting his life-long dream of defeating Ganon.
Sidekick: Mai boy Link.
Love Interest: Dinner.