Let's pitch bad fanfic ideas

The cast of BIONICLE star in the musical theater production: Heathers

Now I’m just imagining the Makuta singing Candy Store and it’s amazing

Hewkii and Macku star in the leading roles of the bionicle remake of “The Princess Bride”.


I don’t think that belongs here; these are supposed to be bad ideas. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Tahu starts a band and needs a drummer, and he decides to hire someone his bandmates hate-solek! Can the band stay together in spite of all of their in fighting? Featuring Bionicle versions of Nickelback and Limp Bizkit songs.

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A tongue contemplates existence in a void. As the story progresses, it turns out it’s not even fanfiction and now there’s some strange stuff about wizards.

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An AU where Slime is the head of TTV- wait, that’s a good idea…

Ryu falls in love with Nya, But Jay gets jealous. Elsewhere Kai encounters Vega and the two of them fight to the death. Also Hijinks between darren and Dan Hibki ensue. Street Fighter x Ninjago crossover, with some ships.

Nya from Ninjago meets Nia from Xenoblade Chronicles 2, and they then decide to troll Rex and Jay because why not. Also Azurda and Sensei Wu share funny stories about their groups’ escapades, while Tora and Poppi debate Jay about who’s the better inventor.

I ship it

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Var decides to take over the world, and it’s up to Eljay and Meso to stop him.

Just like the Matoran being inside a giant robot, the Agori are inside a person. Who is it?

Greg Farshtey

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Zane comes across some ship pics of Lloyd and Nya on DeviantArt and mistakes them for conformation the two are dating. It soon leads into a death match with a jealous Cole.

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Any Anime.

But it’s actually an in-depth review of it trashing on it.

Koapaka and Tahu are in love, but no one wants them to be together. Can they show that their love will prevail? Rated M for that scene in the bedroom. You know the one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The one where Tahu breaks Ferno’s spine with his knee. What do you think I meant?


A romcom with Hewkii and Macku

A crossover between Bionicle, Isekai Quartet, and Doctor Who. Nothing would make sense and it would be beautifully bad.


I want that now

Pepsiman meets Tahu and fights him, as his hot fire is boiling away all of his precious sugary beverage supply! Who will win?!


a movie focused entirely on the council of reeds

Voltron legendary defender’s ending.

(Is joke)