Let's Write a Story Together!

So, how about it? You in? Basically the point here is I'll start with a vague introduction and we'll just take it from there, one reply at a time. Try to keep replies relatively short, and try to wait a few replies before posting multiple times. Let's maximize the insanity here. Later I'm gonna make a comic of whatever comes out of this, so keep that in mind (for better or worse).

In the time before time, there was a place, and that place was...

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Walmart.

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And in this Walmart, there were many items of interest for sale.

Most of them were Stacked as high as the eye can see

But one item stood above all others.

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It was the mighty BIONICLE bootleg, in the cereal isle.

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And this mighty Bootleg was unlike any other, for it was EDIBLE! Hence why it was in the cereal isle.

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The label read "Rocka Nui".
It was the one splash of color in the Walmart, as it was a strategic store in the war between Walmart and Tarblix (Target+Publix).

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This Bootleg had one Hidden gem inside

FREE BIONICLE INSIDE

For eons many noble heroes tried to claim such a treasure.

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And all of them failed, having to pay the full price- 17 bucks.

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The war had kept many from purchasing it, as many have fallen to Tarblix's evil propaganda n' such.

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Oh the war...
It started in 1796, when president Steven Colbert was given a letter.

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But then, a mighty Bingzak appeared with 17 dollars in hand!

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The Bingzak bought the Rocka Nui from Ben, the cashier and a private. Little did he know, he would be instrumental in stopping the Tarblix Empire.

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Little did Bingzak know, Ben was a secret spy from the Tarblix Empire.

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[insert le gasp here]

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He then bought the Rocka Nui

But to his dismay when he got home it was only some wheatabix and a low quality rip off of the Zombie Furno Movie IN MATORAN LANGAUGE

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Meanwhile, at walmart, Ben drowned. He met a terrible fate.

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Then he Became a Battery save on a copy of Majoras Mask

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