I don’t care
What they’re going to say
Let the rat escape,
The haters never bothered me anyway!
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Uh… It’s a Possum
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Looks much more like a ferret to me.
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@Matoro @anon68675807 Yeah, I wasn’t really sure precisely what it was, so I used “rat” which fits into the song.
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Someone should actually make a parody of Let It Go with these lyrics. Just need to add some more…
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The possum went searching in the trash tonight
Not a human to be seen.
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like he’s the king.
The plastic is rustling like this rotten cheese inside
Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I tried!
Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the good possum you always have to be
Conceal, don’t meal*, don’t let them know
Well, now they know!
Yup, I used “meal” as a verb. I cheated. Sue me. 
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Absolutely lovely.
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*bows *
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Try:
"Conceal da’ meal, don’t let them know!
Well meow they know!
Let it go, let it go!
Before they get the fumigator!
Let it go, let it go!
These people are crazier than Bill’s cousin Stu from across the yard!
Run away!
From these animal abusers!
They hate all life!
And, will probably try to take over the world someday…"
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