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The Gadunkas look pretty nice, actually.

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face rock

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What on earth…

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No, rock, not earth. There’s a difference.

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But why $25000 for a rock? The seller could have easily found a rock and carved a face into it, and done it hundreds of times.

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It’s expensive because it’s symbolic of the fleeting nature of success and the human ambition to defy nature, to prolong beauty, to derive meaning in an ultimately meaningless universe in order to satisfy that man-made purpose.

Face rock.

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it looks like a sad potato

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Hail Face Rock.

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All hail the Face Rock!

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I wonder if anyone will even buy that…

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/373995737695?hash=item5713e2125f:g:DLgAAOSw0p5iL2xv

Gorast breaks her spine.

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Ouch!

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Well now we know what she looked like after getting trampled by a herd of Tahtorak…

Next question on MythBusters: What happens when you are trampled by stampeding metal creatures? Well, for the answer, refer to the above pictures.

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now that is some dedication to the plan

“the plan requires my spine being fractured? AIGHT” cracking sounds

“no gorast that was a joke ohh no oh gorast why”

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Not EBay per say but…

“Now this is something else…”

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https://www.amazon.com/BionicleMask-Childrens-Bionicle-Building-Compatible/dp/B086J14FLL/ref=sr_1_28?crid=33ZELI8WT1WV2&keywords=bionicle&qid=1652747117&sprefix=bionicle%2Caps%2C102&sr=8-28

not ebay, but…

Onua Master of Frie

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french frie

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does he work at mcdonald’s?

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He has the right color scheme to work there

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