“And the great spirit illuminated us with the three virtues: Shell, White, and Yolk”
-Turaga Vakomlette
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What about a human centipede?
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Knowing what I know about those, I’m just gonna starve
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Well… what’s wrong with the thumbscrews??
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And he says I’m the weird one
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proof that there’s always hope
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Okay you win this one. GG
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You think so?
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the heck you on about
it may or may not be legal
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Famous last words.
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Top 10 plastic surgeries gone wrong
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dat is some freakishly strong poo
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Watch out, all you authors. We’re toast.
(Technically I guess this is more quoting the boards themselves than the author, but it’s much more fun out of context.)
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Ghid, you have 13 hours to finish the new chapter or you’ll be deleted 
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You sure you aren’t a wolf man?
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I can neither confirm nor deny allegations that I am any of those things
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So that’s why you posted on a few dozen topics.
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gee this is gonna look reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly bad out of context
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