Sometimes you have to confront your loved ones to help them. We care about you, Rukah.
Rukah, please consider applying your improvised event planning skills to my place of education. I would do it myself, but I want to save my get out of jail free card.
Walking on water counts as seamanship as long as you’re wearing shoes
Everything’s better in an Australian accent.
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Uh oh stinky
I have no words.
Er…
Rifling through all these recent OOC quotes of me, I can’t decide if I’m being radically misrepresented or not
love may not be canon, but reproduction is
I appear behind all of you, a furious expression upon my face.
“Ahem…”
Ahem to you too, mister.
and that’s how i met your mother
You got mugged??
Thankfully the only thing she stole was my heart