Chi IS the president.
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When you’ve hit rock bottom and realized, “Hey, it can always get worse 
”
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I didn’t know humans can speak emojis.
I say, purposely being stupid
I also strategically put this here so you can’t quote me
Hahahaha
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I forgot you are above the law, High Emperor.
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I abide by my own rules 
there just may or may not be a topic elsewhere you’re unaware of 
Chronicler was later found dead outside of a combination pizza hutt/taco bell 
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I’ve never been to one of those. And thank you for quoting my eating habits from 10 years ago when I was still going through puberty and eating everything bad for me. XD
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I understood that reference
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future Emerald-Man quote to use.
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…This isn’t concerning at all…
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Winger learned his lesson
Remember: make the 13 y/o go down into the murder cave 
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but I’m already here 
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Oh my gosh, Ghid was proven wrong!
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you got some weird requirements 
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Me doesn’t gets the jokeses.
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This just in: woman has stomach replaced with unknown mechanical device after visiting local doctor, and is currently seeking a lawsuit for malpractice.
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Every convoluted time travel show in a nutshell:
You would not exist unless you had gone back in time and then returned to the present, excepting that revelation in that one episode we don’t talk about that completely breaks the lore… And so you exist now, even though you would not have before… Even though you would have had to have existed to go back in time and cause your existence…
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