Out Of Context TTV Quotes

[Eilrach]

@Enbeanie

If someone has a missing leg, and you cut their arm off, and stretch their hand bones to make a foot, and stick it on their leg stump

“and that was how a lost my medical license”

[Enbeanie]

@Wekua

If I roll 12d12, and get a high number for all 12, that’s 12x9=108 cats lost in a turn. If that happens for all 13 turns, I lose a maximum of 1,404 cats in a game. So, with 1500 cats (as I suggested), we’ll never lose all our cats in a game. Now that I’ve corrected my math, I recommend we start with 1,000 cats each, so as to face the very real threat of The Man pushing us out of the house after our cats are all gone

Only 5 people will have context for this and i find that strangely beautiful

[Senit]

@Wekua

I’d really love if it were possible to lose all cats

[Enbeanie]

@Monopoly

I’m the man

[Senit]

@Monopoly

shut it dice man

[Enbeanie]

@Wekua

Discobot die

what did discobot ever do to you

[Wekua]

I knew 50% of that topic was gonna end up here eventually

[Enbeanie]

@Wekua

death and life are both painful

inspirational quotes with wekua

[Wekua]

Haha you guys are gonna make me cry in a Home Depot lol

[DuneToa]

@Axelford

I would argue

We are all so good at creating consensus.

[Enbeanie]

@DuneToa

I can’t wait for the horrifying revelations to cause mass insanity, riots, gunfire, arson, looting, murder, assault, battery, attempted torture, illegal and dangerous use of an armed weapon, picketing, TV interviews, and utter and total chaos

[GoodGuy2006]

@discobot roll 1d6

[discobot]

1

[GoodGuy2006]

wrong

[Enbeanie]

stop trying to play Pogo Ponyshaker you’re not currently a master

[The_Blue_Panda]

@discobot roll 3d6

[discobot]

6, 4, 3

[Chronicler]

Remember when this topic wasnot about dice rolling?

[MooCowsRock]

How @Chronicler feels when a die is rolled:

@ToaVidal

mental damage

[Wekua]

@Enbeanie

/begin sentence/ I’m and old <Pal / end sentence/

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