Pistachio

Being afraid of war crimes is also a sign of common sense and lawfulness.

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none of these will matter when the superior life forms take over the earth

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Common sense is relative.

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All you seem to be doing here is repeatedly incriminating yourself. If French Toast and Peace’s true goal is to take over the world, then that immediately puts them at odds with the other bats, who have no malicious intentions and are only involved in the war because of self-defense.

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This is a lie. The bats were taking over the boards in a hostile takeover, and the people felt threatened and thus deployed the bugs to destroy them. As for myself? I constructed French Toast and Peace to put an end to this conflict by any means necessary. I offered allyship in order to assist in this endeavor in the favor of the bats, but if you insist to keep these peacekeepers as an enemy…

…Then so be it.
cool art BTW

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You may have offered allyship, but this seemed suspicious considering you previously referred to the mites as

There’s no way to prove you can be trusted.

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Misery, misery, misery, that’s what you’ve chosen. I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face. Then you shall be destroyed, not by mites, but by radioactive mutants.

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only if the enemy wins

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Nice, I like how the labcoat looks.

Please tell me this isn’t going to go the path of “It’s only what your side thinks is right.” That only leads to a rivalry that can never end, because if both sides disagree, yet consider themselves in the right, there will be no peace between them for eternity. It is better to be a peacemaker than a warlord, as even “superior beings” respect those who can respectfully articulate their disagreements, rather than threatening death, destruction, and nuclear warfare.

What happened to all the green on him?

speak for yourself

us superior beings have a horrible lack of social skills

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indeed, which is why french toast could only speak via horrific gurgling

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you’re confusing your fallout 4 oc with me again

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dang when was the first time??

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what happens in fallout new vegas stays in fallout new vegas

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Looks into can of root beer “maybe I oughtta cut it out”

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Can we stop insulting each other now?

No one is taking this seriously, and neither should you.

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Chill, friend. It’s evident you haven’t been on the site for very long; a lot of us old fogeys are extremely used to each other and the Boards-brand cynical humor so prevalent. Nobody here is being serious in this comedic back-and-forth about a diseased humanoid bat illustration.

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