You’re at a table. Do you get up, or stay sitting?
Stay sitting.
Stay sitting
Stay.
I’ll be a rebel and suggest we get up.
Stay sitting, 'cause I’m too lazy
You stay sitting. The table stands up and walks away. Do you go home or go to somebody else’s home?
EDIT We can break and enter.
My home.
Let’s go to someone else’s house! I love breaking and entering!
Somebody else’s home of course who doesn’t want to intrude on others personal space
You go outside to find your car, but the table is running away holding the car over it’s head. What is your new mode of transportation, running or flying?
Fly, and chase the table.
Fly and chase the table.
chase the flying table
You decide to fly and chase the table. You hit a telephone pole knocking yourself out and knocking the pole down at the same time. The pole hits the table and kills it. You’re now guilty of murder. Do you visit someone else’s house or hide the body?
We have no regrets and visit someone else’s house.
Hide the body!
Hide the body.
I’ll visit someone else’s house instead My excuse the table wasn’t sentient