But if if you move left then right (from your perspective) you don’t end up where you started?
I already addressed this.
WE FIGHT LIKE MEN!
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We’re not cavemen, we have technology
#Beat it with a stick!
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There is no stick.
We decide to fight, but when trying to punch it, we get stuck.
We get fully absorbed by the glob. Somehow, we’re alive inside the glob, but you can slowly feel yourself being absorbed by the glob.
Do we try to escape or do we wait to see what happens?
Sit there and let it kill us
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Sit there and see what happens, in the name of science!
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We sit and wait to see what happens.
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What.
What.
What is going on.
Stop.
I ate you.
This isn’t very nice.
Please stop. Owch. Stop. Stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop.
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How shall we greet our new friend?
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We don’t greet them and instead stay silent, since we never learned manners.
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We pipe down and keep quiet to let the glob learn on its own.
We decide to stay quite, per usual.
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Who?
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Who?
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We tell the glob our name, if it is up for us to decide, it is Shmigonporf Duffonbottom the third
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Ask what the heck.
I up-vote this.
MY NAME IS SHMIGONPORF DUFFONBOTTOM
Give me a real name.
THAT IS MY REAL NAME.
Oh gosh I hope not. I do not want that to be your name.
WHY IS THAT CONCERNING TO YOU?
Because I’m your genetic clone. Somehow when you fought off that giant amoeba, you managed to replicate yourself.
INTERESTING. I WONDER IF I CAN MAKE MORE OF MYSELFS.
Shall we make more of ourselves?
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yes all the yes
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Make an army of them
Unleash the clones!
Moar cloons!
Suddenly we start to make another clone.
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Oh great you just had to make another one.
hi am new clone
MY CHILDREN. I SHALL MAKE AN ARMY OF YOU.
oh boi i love armes but wats armes
Can we please not?
MOAR CLONES
“Hi guys I am the third clone. How do you all do?”
hi knew calogne.
This is gonna be a long night.
oh guis am make clone too
Can we not?
guys am new clone!!!1!!!
IT IS GLORIOUS MY ARMY IS STARTING TO BUILD ITSELF. SD #2, YOU SHOULD MAKE SOME CLONES TOO.
I am not gonna make another clone.
Shall we peer pressure him?