Prehistoric and Extinct Creatures

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That is all so foreign to me.

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me or Kyoryu(or some other sentai/power rangers fan) could explain, but we’d need to go into a PM or other topic

anyway back on topic

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THE OG KYORYU YELLOW Not really

But yeah, back on topic

Nah, nah, nah, I didn’t need it explained, I just thought it was funny that that meant something to other people, and I’m just sitting here like: “Wh- Whaaaah?”

Anyways,

#What is this?

It’s awesome…

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Helicoprion, but I assume that you already knew that.

Arthropleura is pretty dandy.

ANOMALOCARIS IS WHERE IT’S AT BBY
SO MUCH SWAG THERE’S A POKÉMON BASED ON IT

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I thought so, but I was not sure. Why must something have so many teeth?

@Hewks That’s awesome.

I cannot determine nor hypothesize the functionality of that twisted amalgamation that they call a jaw, even if my life depended on it.

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Would it hurt to close it?

Heck, would it hurt to OPEN it?

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Helicoprion’s a joke.

FUZZY IRONING BOARD SHARK WILL ■■■■ YOU UP

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I’d gladly ride that thing into battle over Mr. Spiral Mouth.

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No. You wouldn’t. Think about it for a moment. You’re saying you’d rather ride a two foot shark with a silly looking platform on its head into battle over a terrifying aquatic monster from the depths of hell itself.

Personally, I want my enemies terrified of me instead of laughing at me.

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Helicoption is stupid

Stethacanthus is masterrace

EDIT: I’d gladly take Anomalocaris over those fools any day though.

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It frankly doesn’t matter. Objectively, you want Spiral mouth on your side in battle.

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no

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So you’d prefer the oversized goldfish to the swimming chainsaw.

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yee dawg

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You would not last long in battle.

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See if I care.

More modern (and subsequently more accurate) envisioning of Helicoprion:

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