Shouldn’t these over-the-phone psychics call you first foreseeing that you were going to make a call?
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If you can share seasons greetings, can you share seasonal greetinalgs?
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At what point in life does one stop having an endless list of items one wants for Christmas, and instead just wants the money with which obscure items can be purchased?
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Wow I’ve really dropped off being active here 
That’s my random thought. But I suppose the thought is more than that, by extension it makes me think about how I’ve been here only a short while and yet how much has changed even in that time.
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What am I doing with my life.
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That is honestly the best question to ask every day forever
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Why can’t fans be placed in charge of games that have been practically abandoned by the company that owns the game? Especially if fans have made more improvements to server administration than the developers have?
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thinkin about richter belmont
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Another way of saying “hush money” is “shut up dollars”
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When I think of memories like right now if I run it through my brain detail by detail the next time I remember it I will be taken back to now rather than the actual memory though I will still have the same thoughts.
Yes, this is actually what happens.
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Going to the hairdressers/barber is one of the more strangely intimate yet unavoidable tasks of life.
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Why do people say “when pigs fly?” Why specifically pigs? Why not something like a cow, or an elephant, that’s far heavier, or an armadillo, that’s even lower to the ground?
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People can feel depressed. Why isn’t the opposite feeling called “pressed”?
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You should be able to cure people who are depressed by repressing them.
Vegan babies can’t breastfeed.
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If the plural of man is men and woman is women, why aren’t multiple humans called humen?
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The inexplicabilities of the English language never cease to baffle and bemuse me.
It’s the same reason we have moose as both the singular and plural, while at the same time we have goose and geese.
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I’ve heard all game animals are both plural and singular in their name, i.e. moose, deer, elk etc
I got nothin for the goose geese thing tho
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Blame the Anglo-Saxons for mixing French, old English, and Norse languages during the 1100s and 1200s.
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If you were to download every single app ever available on the play store, how much storage space would you need?
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Voldemort has never lost a game of Nose Goes.
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