If a tree falls in a forest and no one’s around, do squirrels start a mariachi band?
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Why have mirrors if people love them and hate them too?
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If Justin Bieber falls in the woods and no one hears him, does it make a difference?
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"WHY IS EVERYTHING SO LOUD?"
"Stop it, STOP TAUNTING ME."
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“Steve.”
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Will I ever publish my book I wrote?
No it is not a Bionicle fan fic. It is completely original
Is the stupidest person on earth too stupid to realize he is stupid?
And will Harrison stop singing cancer parodies?
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I know people who have that problem who are far from the most stupid.
So, yes, most certainly.
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ahem
what if potatoes had filling?
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What if cheese grew on trees?
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I can say from experience between Squirrels and Beavers, we do not do this. Everyone screams and runs around. Trees are the home of the Air-Squeaver. Losing our homes is a big problem.
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If you’re not part of the solution, are you the precipitate?
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Then we need to find them and figure out if they’re to small to see, how they’re seeing so far, or how they’re invisible, and make use of that technology ourselves.
Your hand would go numb, and you’d be quite tired after sitting up for 24 hours straight. Depending on whether you could eat during this time, you might be tempted to eat the mustard off yourself. You might also win a really weird world record.
Maybe they are, and we just don’t know yet.
Would pepper be salt, or would it be pepper, too? If so, the amount of pepper in the world would double, and restaraunts would only need to have one shaker instead of two.
Well, there’s always the possibility of a rogue Vezon arriving. Anyway, I think we powerless humans would wind up oppressed by the powerful Bionicles. It would not be great.
…please don’t ask that again.
I doubt it. They are attached tightly, so it’d be really hard to flick with enough strength for them to go more than a couple inches, if that.
They could use the Force to collect nuts more efficiently.
I shall research what the Renaissance was and get back to you on that.
You’d get a ticket for littering, unless you weren’t caught.
I’d say that depends on who it is.
Sorry, not my area of expertise. I’d suggest asking Randall Munroe, author of XKCD. He’d know.
a12435678910. In other words, no different than how I count anyway.
We would lose solar power, for starters.
I wonder what ultraviolet and infrared look like?
I am both excited and terrified at this idea.
If you kept it hot enough that it didn’t turn back to solid, it’d burn your mouth.
Good question; I know nothing of middle Easter Politics to begin with, but this is an excellent question.
You wouldn’t be on a computer, posting this.
If a 40 million foot tall Robot shows up here, I’m leaving.
I think it’d melt your microvave, or cause a fire. I’d say not to try it.
Yes. This is actually true.
I tried that. It wouldn’t let me. Still that’d be hilarious.
many alien conspiracy theorists will be disappointed, and I guess we won’t be needing area 51 anymore.
No.
Well, then the world would be a whole lot COOLER!
I’d buy them.
That’d be awesome!
A: I do not want to know what you mean by surgical lung operations.
B: If you achieve that, I will sign up for it even though I hate operations.’
Hey, me too!
I do this all the time.
“Where are my paaaants?”
Would we still be sapient?
Why did I quote you?
I don’t know, ask Chronicler.
Yes.
Do you mean Francium?
I don’t know, but I’m glad you’re here.
Depends on if the universe is infinite or not.
It didn’t know there’d be cars on the road that could hit it.
They’d revolt against us.
I’m sure I could disscuss this all day.
That does it, I’m moving to the moon.
both.
Who thinks of that? Why, just why?
They’re useful.
I’m sure it did to him.
Assuming we could turn it into milk, Cows will become an endangered species.
Ask Eljay, I’m sure he knows.
Or Bioraiders.
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Oh
I’ll just remove my first post in the thread, I mistook this for not-a-joke; no idea why I did that considering this website
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I thought it was serious too.
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How now my friends, have you ever seen ‘We Three!’
I’m sorry, I had to quote Shakespeare there.
Bottom line is, I thought this was a serious topic as well.
You had better be following up on my thought, given you’ve gone and answered practically everyone else’s questions.
(JK)
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I appreciate a good bit of Shakespeare now and then.
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What if school made you dumber?
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I think the public school system does a good job of trying to do that 
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Common Core. Yep.
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Progressive agenda alert!
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