@John_Smith makes me fall asleep every time he talks.
I mean have you heard how deep his voice is?
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I want you all to know that I take these allegations against former mods very seriously and will be investigating them to the fullest of my ability.
This will never not be my favourite topic of the last 2 months.
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I mean uh I have nothing to be afraid of because I am definitely innocent and the old mods are all guilty
On that note I should probably mention Cronk stole my marriage license
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Thank you! I was afraid all of the allegations were falling on deaf ears, but now I’m certain the former mods will be brought to justice for their unspeakable crimes against humanity.
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This is the most serious of all - I’ll get you your paper back, though I can’t guarantee I’ll get you your wife back.
There’s gonna be a whole tribunal. Televised. Even bigger than Nuremberg. Cronk’s up first but only because he’ll get us the best ratings.
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this is proof I’ll never get my wife back; why would she stick with such a handsome rogue as myself when there’s a reality tv star she can cling to
and if she’s desperate enough to marry Ghid, she’ll marry anybody
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@Political_Slime better be next, cause he stole my identity and opened five credit cards in my name
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@Political_Slime and @Waj forced me onto their stupid podcast. I didn’t even want to be on in the first place
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BioKnight out here with the truth bombs
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@Political_Slime Imprisoned me in a giant cube of slime. We might need @Winger to come and put him in himself because we all know that solar is a giant vat of slime and @Political_Slime needs a taste of his own medicine.
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Purely out of jealousy. I am still single.
In my defense, I was just following the TTV Cast’s orders.
I hope she’s not in it for the money, I’m flat broke.
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That is sad
Why do you think she married me
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because of your beautiful art
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Please stop… you’re scaring me!
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never
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TFW John Lennon falls into a pit of radioactive waste.
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a pit of beautiful I think you mean
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See? The former mods are even now trying to slander my flawless visage! Does their villainy have a limit?
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