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This is slander. I own 9 copies of The Hobbit; why would I need to steal yours?
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to make it an even number
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That’s like asking a 9 year old why they turned 10.
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I still don’t know what those little vermin are up to, having the audacity to turn 10
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Good thing a skipped being ten
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no one but Ghid can time travel, which means your math is just bad.
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Watch me
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@John_Smith gave @Eilrach the power to time travel.
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@Waj owes me money.
@Chronicler made me provide excellent service.
@Political_Slime made me experience high tide.
@John_Smith poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.
I know that last one has been used several times already, but it’s too good to leave out of this list…
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@Waj gave Steve Jobs ligma.
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whats ligma?
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A terrible disease that has claimed many lives in the past. There is no known cure and it is highly contagious.
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@Political_Slime bit me.
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I see this as a win, non?
@chronicler disappointed me.
not in any way he tried to, either.
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Yeah you weren’t qualified for the position anymore. Had to remove you from the job.
see, he’s doing it again.
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nobody wants to be a squidward.
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