This is slander. I own 9 copies of The Hobbit; why would I need to steal yours?
to make it an even number
That’s like asking a 9 year old why they turned 10.
I still don’t know what those little vermin are up to, having the audacity to turn 10
Good thing a skipped being ten
no one but Ghid can time travel, which means your math is just bad.
Watch me
@Waj owes me money.
@Chronicler made me provide excellent service.
@Political_Slime made me experience high tide.
@John_Smith poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.
I know that last one has been used several times already, but it’s too good to leave out of this list…
whats ligma?
A terrible disease that has claimed many lives in the past. There is no known cure and it is highly contagious.
I see this as a win, non?
Yeah you weren’t qualified for the position anymore. Had to remove you from the job.
see, he’s doing it again.
No, because I hate providing excellent service…
nobody wants to be a squidward.