All the retired mods walked over and beat me into the shape of a sphere. Then they doused me in resin and used me as a globe for six years. Then they reshaped me into a human with no resemblance to myself.
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oh yeah uh
sorry for sticking darts in you when I was burgl- visiting the mod squad headquarters
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Who, me?
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look I couldn’t tell that was you i just thought it was a normal globe
it’s not like I torture globes in my spare time to hear their agonized cries or anything pfft what naaah cmon man totally fake
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I stuck an explosive Thornax in the engine of your lawn tractor when you weren’t looking. There goes all of my savings in one big bang.
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…I never had a lawn tractor.
uh oh
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That’s why. I blew it up in the delivery van.
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you simple, simple man. there was no need for the lawn tractor to be delivered because lawn tractors don’t give birth.
…I hope?
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hmmm what?
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I bombed @Ghid 's lawn tractor while it was being delivered by UPS. Right? It was parked by your house when it exploded.
Also, I made a new chapter for my strange story. You should check it out. I fixed the paragraphing issues.
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nah I was on vacation in Florida
Wait
So it was you who destroyed my door?
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did I do something illegal?
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you know what you did.
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It was within the law
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not cole’s law
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I was an eyewitness to Chronicler and Ghid killing Cordax. They threatened to tear up my world map if I talked.
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oh no he’s very much alive still
just not the way he’d like
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now he only lives as a character in the hit Boards story The Book of Dreams
I sure hope he doesn’t die again heheheehheheheheheeehehehhhhhhehheehehehheehheh
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@Ghid ruined my life for making me think I was in Book of Dreams and never writing me in it
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