Slime Reviews: The Series

Where do we sign up? XP

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Did you really not notice my not-so-subtle sarcasm? :stuck_out_tongue:

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I did not, actually. :smile:

just shoot me an email at 555-555-5555@gmail.gov for more details

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Obviously fake. No way you'd have a .gov account already.

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K done.

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My school doesn't like ur videos slime.

They say it Isn't educational
slimeplz

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What?

I learned so much from Slime Reviews! He's the video-making genius of the age! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Yeah! thanks to slime I learned how to hold a knife, and how to tie a hangmans noose!

/s

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And eat a Golden BBQ Pizza. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Slime showed me how to wash clothes

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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
how dare they

im going to talk to my lawyer about this

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Slurm, your videos are very inspirational. After binge watching them, I can safely say I'm ready to take on life, no matter what it throws at me.

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wait a second
how did you binge my videos
like there's barely an hour of content there

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I'll go get him.

@Chronicler! We need you. :stuck_out_tongue:

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What.

How do I help.

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I know it sounds intolerable...

But you actually have to talk to Slime about his problems. :stuck_out_tongue:

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But but but...

I CAN'T DO THAT!

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Is that really your voice I hope your ok
You seem very very hurt

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You thought it was real?

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