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If at first you don’t succeed, give a diamond in the rough.

If life gives you burnt bridges, make a gift horse learn to fish.

You can beat a dead horse to lemons but you can’t make lemonade

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ok that’s a good one

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If it ain’t fixed, break it. You can’t make an omelette without breaking some legs.

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I’ve actually used that one in DnD. Shortly before my Barbarian character broke an enemy’s legs.

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If it aint broke, fortune favors the stones in a glass house

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Don’t judge the oldest trick in the book by its cover.

Kill two birds with one stone in a glass house.

Nice job, then!

If life gives you lemons, wing ‘em right back and add a few of your own! — Calvin and Hobbes

Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Lego City!

If at first you lead a horse to drink, you will give life lemons so that it can judge your cover art.

Let’s kill two birds in one fell swoop.

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Don’t judge a horse by the lemons life gives you.

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when life sets you on fire, stop, drop, and make lemonade to put out the fire.

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When the going gets tough, the one eyed man is king (he will solve all of our problems :pray:)

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If it quacks like a duck, swims like a duck, and waddles like a duck, it’s a gift horse.

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If at first you don’t succeed, give a man a fish and he will lead your lemonade to water.

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It’s time to swallow the bullet.

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