The Malaphor Topic

If at first you don’t succeed, give a diamond in the rough.

If life gives you burnt bridges, make a gift horse learn to fish.

You can beat a dead horse to lemons but you can’t make lemonade


ok that’s a good one


If it ain’t fixed, break it. You can’t make an omelette without breaking some legs.

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I’ve actually used that one in DnD. Shortly before my Barbarian character broke an enemy’s legs.

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If it aint broke, fortune favors the stones in a glass house


Don’t judge the oldest trick in the book by its cover.

Kill two birds with one stone in a glass house.

Nice job, then!

If life gives you lemons, wing ‘em right back and add a few of your own! — Calvin and Hobbes