The Official "I Hate Eljay" Topic

All TTV needs to understand Hau much Eljay stinks

He is so trashy that one night I was sleeping and he dumped a huge bag of red pins on me

When I woke up all my lime bonkle joints were busted, ALL OF THEM

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Well… Okay so he doesn’t know where I live, he doesn’t have that many red pins, and my lime joints were broken beforehand but IT’S ALL TRUE I SWEAR IT

No swearin’ on the forums, boi. -Cap’n Eljay