The Official "Lock your doors because Matt's going to steal your Shtuff" Topic, He also doesn't like stuff

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List Everything Matt has stolen from you here.
For example:
Fuzzy Dice
A bolling pin
Ball joints
My self esteem
A Ford Finly Bobble Head

These are all things Matt has stolen, if you know anything about them please contact me.

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My doors are locked to the power of the fourth dimension. Nobody will be able to get past that type of door. Except Batman. I will allow Batman.

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A pair of Sea turtles

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My ability to breathe

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my respect in him

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A bobble head of Ford Finley

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a vakama

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Brutaka’s Olmak

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A written copy of Mesonak’s name and adress

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50+ Pez dispensers

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My own life.

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This gif. Fricking Matt.

Edit: 3 likes in 2 seconds. Thats gotta be a record.

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My sanity

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The right to be called a decent human being

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I feel like I’m giving away reddit gold with all these likes I’m giving out.

Edit: He stole my reddit gold too. NOW I’m out for blood.

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I already stole your blood.

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No one is safe from Matt’s burglar skills.
He stole my security.

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Omega Tahu

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He can’t steal anything from me. He cannot get past my doors because they are powered with the 4th dimension.

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Cliffhorse.

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