The super legit Puns topic

Here, use this thread for terrorism via bad, bad puns.

You will all bow down to Eljay here, as He is the...Punking...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Kill me now.

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That pun was so bad I ripped the book I was reading.
It was..... Tearrible.

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Gosh dangit, Barb.

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What kind of sweater sticks to birds?
Vel - Crow

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What do bionicle filmmakers say before they start filming?

Lights....Camera....Axonn

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Toa_Caymaster: What does a puma say when you make it laugh really hard?

Puma: Stop making me laugh, you're gonna make me PU-MA pants

Crowd: Boooooooooo

Rude guy in the crowd: Boo you stink!

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Risebell can RISE to the occasion of making some sick puns!
Um...

You know who rocks?
ROCKshi!

...

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What car does Vezon drive?

A Car-das Dragon.

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Why are toa so angry? Because they are always eating MAD-u fruit! XD

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What do you call it when you get TTV and a math problem?

A Ven-Diagram Ha

There's your Chezy pun for ya!


That one is clever

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What is viper's favorite plane?

The P-63 king-COBRA XD

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HAU have you been?
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that one Mirured one I was going to make

Eat some Olmak and cheese

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Guy: What do you call a white Makuta?

Me: A white Makuta


That didn't even make sense

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A Ven-Diagram is something you use in Math and Language Arts.

One of the TTV members is called Ven.

TTV+Math= "Ven"-Diagram

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O, thanks

Your welcome, Toa. It's just something the Chronicler does.

what did the Protodermis Entity call his best friend, who was conveniently also a Protodermis Entity?

His BROTODERMIS

that was bad

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Since bionicle 2015 is possibly a reboot...
I guess you could call it the REBUILD of Bionicle.

I'm gonna go hide in the corner now ;-;

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