This makes sense, but then there is this
No, he is the veteran who was screwed over by the government because his PTSD therapy took too much money.
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Er…
The 08 Makuta are the creepy old people at a retirement home…?
Quoth Gorast;
‘Give yer granny a kiss…!’
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Nocturn has six children; the Vahki.
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What?
Maybe…maybe Carapar was the guy who got his brain sold.
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Terridax is an arrogant jerk, who is really rich, and owns the biggest house on the block. Then the Rahkshi are his edgy rebellious teenage children, that hang around the neighbor hood, being really edgy,and rebellious and stuff…
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And Mata nui is the nice mayor who is a moron and sleeps a lot, leaving the town to fall into utter chaos.
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I’m always impressed when this fandom comes up with new and innovative ways to shock/disturb me…
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Hey, that’s our job!
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“You were always different.”
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Everything makes no sense
Mazeka and Vultraz are the warring neighbors that hate each other. You know kinda like in this video clip:
Actually this has sort of turned into the “Bionicle Neighborhood topic”, should someone (probably me) make a master list of relationships, that we can update and edit?
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Zaktan goes to all the houses and kidnaps and forces all the children into his cult.
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Um, okay then…
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I’m not sure whether to be appalled or what… either way I’m gonna join in. >=D
Vezon is the strange adopted child of Vezok and Reidak who ends up being a real smart-*** teenager who rebels constantly.
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I’m pretty sure he is the long-lost twin. 
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Kapura is everyone’s father.
By walking slowly, he moves quickly.
By staying in place, he is everywhere.
By staying abstinent, he has children with everyone.
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Bionicle Relartionships.
Bionicle: Game of Thrones Edition
Sidorak and Roodaka are siblings.
Vezon is the mother of (Kardas) Dragons
The Bionicle Neighborhood.
Dume: Get of my lawn Grandpa. (Who’s grandpa though?)
Lesovik: Veteran (Potentialy Homeless) who was screwed over by the government.
Sidorak: Rich, Stuck up, has bug collection.
Roodaka: Goldigger girlfriend of Sidorak.
Takanuva: His parents (youngest) and Favoutite child.
(???): Takanuva’s Parents.
08 Makuta: Crazy retirement home people.
Nocturn: ???
The Vahki: Nocturn’s six children (???)
Mata Nui: A nice mayor who is a moron and sleeps a lot, leaving the town to fall into utter chaos.
Takua: Adopted child (Separate entity to Takanuva)
(???): Takua’s parents.
Mazeka: hates his neighbor Vultraz.
Vultraz: Locked in a constant war with Mazeka.
Zaktan: Crazy cult leader, who abducts children.
Terridax: An arrogant jerk, who is really rich, and owns the biggest house on the block.
The Rahkshi: Terridax’s edgy rebellious teenage children, that hang around the neighbor hood, being really edgy.
Kapura: Old (semi)Crazy guy, who is considered the father of the town.
Karhzani: (???)'s creepy uncle no one likes.
Gadunka: Karzahni’s dog.
That is what I have gotten so far. If I missed anything, you have any additions, edit’s or comments let me know, and I’ll put them on the list(s)…
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What about them, I didn’t include the “their the parents of everybody” thing. It seems kinda weird for the whole community/town/neighbourhood thing…
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Yeah I guess, over-the-top ridiculous-ness
I like to think that the toa mata/nuva were actual brothers and sister and not just names because they were created together