When I was alone once I said “Darn it, Miney, you told yourself we wouldn’t refer to ourselves in anything other than the first person.”
Anyways…
“Where’d I put my brain?”
“I had 12 but now I have 2. I need to keep better track of my teeth.”
“My problems are always white and blue.”
Ghid trying not to make a joke about Greece challenge (Impossible)
“Oh cool, I can put a roast chicken on the horse’s head.”
This looks cool, I’ll put it in the WIP draw for now
(knowing well that it’s never coming out)
“NOOOOOO WHY DOES IT DO THAT”
“oh wait right i did that on purpose”
“Time to remove some organs!”
why have I became such a non-purest?
where are those cutters?
time for bluetack
(I became non purist while I was away
join the club
“Give me your shoes”
“C’mon, man, work with me here.”
takes plastic cutters to piece
"To a Lego fan? I’m insane and evil. To Warhammer fans, this is just Thursday "
Also, I’m 90% sure I once told one of my MOCs “I’m gonna need that wrist”.
“This should not work. By all means, this should hit the limit of ‘yeah, we’re done working’.”
“Okay, i’ve made five of these guys. I am now legally obligated to complete the set.”
puts few pieces together
inspects and stares at it
chuckles
“Hang on, I might actually be onto something here!”
Followed by either “Yeahh” or “Ehhh…”
“This reminds me of my ex wife”
(the build was ugly)
It’s thymes like these i miss the 
reaction.
“There you are 
”
(I found the thing I had been staring directly at for the last five minutes)
Literally two minutes ago while building excessive amounts of Visorak for Halloween decorations
“The Key to Nongu?”
Junior’s watching the 3rd movie in the background and I guess I know the whole script by heart.
“Ok, now I need more parts”
“help”
“I see that this mask is ever so slightly chipped.” chucks it across the room
“YOU HAVE UNO.”
“Must. not. take. apart. tahu. again.”
“We make this sacrifice to Scrungus” (My levahk)
and my favorite:
“Life.”
so lately it’s just been random sounds of agony uh
oh yeah and an impression of Frank Welker’s Megatron saying the most unhinged things known to man (I am very mentally stable 
)