Well little johnny, observe a chicken and then try to copy it.
It a hotdog a sandwich?
Well little johnny, hot dogs are sandwichesâ cousins.
Why is the sun orange in space pictures but yellow in the sky?
Well little Johnny, itâs because we need to use special filters to be able to take pictures of the sun.
That or the existence of the sun is propaganda.
Why is the Jumpsuit MV so good?
Well little Johnny, I donât know enough about your ARGs and your continuities to tell you.
How should I get better sleep?
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Well little Johnny, buy a cheap white noise machine and make sure you donât take in any screen light (turn off all your devices) at least an hour before you go to bed.
Why does hiking exist?
because, my dear, little, dumb johnny, people like walking or something like that. personally the only thing i like about hiking is the hiking boots.
why does ghid dislike weebs so much?
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Because this is the way it is.
Why are we here?
Well little Johnny itâs One of lifeâs great mysteries isnât it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I donât know man, but it keeps me up at night.
How do I know if Iâm really not colorblind? What if blue really looks like yellow?
Well little Johnny, you donât. As far as weâre concerned, color could be entirely relative. My red could be your green, your green Jimâs black, etc.
Why am I just so dang smart?
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Well little Johnny there is something called a brain, most people you know just have a very small brain and you have a bigger one.
Why is eating glass not healthy?
Well little Johnny eating glass is not good for you because there is a chemical in glass and when you eat it it makes your mouth hurt.
Why does the sun hurt my eyes when I look at it?
Well little Johnny, like Ice, the Sun hates you and tries to burn you, and when you look at it itâs overwhelming hatred is so strong, it hurts your eyes.
Why do the elements hate us?
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Well little Johnny, that hippie Jake who lives across the street would say something like âThey donât, we just shouldnât try to master them,â but in reality, itâs because the elements are malicious and evil and you shouldnât hang out with them.
Why is social interaction so difficult?
Well little Johnny, itâs because autistic.
Why do spiders have more legs than me?
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welll⌠uh⌠well little Johnny⌠you too.
Well little Johnny, itâs because you have more fingers than them.
Why canât I come up with a good question?
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Well little Johnny like I said previously you are dumb idiot stoopid child and you need to stop asking so many questions.
Why are you so mean?
well little johnny, shut up.
how many wives do I have?
you have six
what is the purpose of a rubber duck?
Well little Johnny, to bring pleasure to yourself in the Bathtub!
Why does Halo for the Atari 2600 exist?
because of scott the woz
who are you?