Who am i? Who are YOU?!
What is love?
Well little johnny, love is something we will never experience.
What is insomnia?
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Well little Johnny, it’s the sun refusing to stop harassing you, even at night.
Why are there so many versions of Final Fantasy 4, none being properly complete?
Well little Johnny, thats because of money.
Why are there so many types of blue?
Well Little Johnny, there’s many shades of blue.
Why I hunting down Ghid?
Well Little Johnny, it’s because you’re jealous of his power.
Is this post going to be edited?
Well little Johnny, no one can predict the whims of the mod squad. You can only hope they turn a blind eye to you each passing day.
How do I stop being a scrub?
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Well little Johnny, you have to get a bunch of time on your hands and spend time on the TTV message boards at board.ttvchannel.com!
Can I go to Sesame Street?
well little johnny, no.
what is love?
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Well little Johnny, I’m not exactly sure, but it’s definitely not a large-caliber gun classified as a type of artillery, that usually launches a projectile using explosive chemical propellant.
why does food go bad?
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Because there are little bad things called protodites that eat it and ruin it.
How is life n such?
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pretty good, no help from you, little johnny.
why did you kill all those rats?
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Well little Johnny, I killed them because they were spreading the bubonic plague.
Is @GoodGuy2006 secretly a Makuta in disguise?
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Well little Johnny, if—
Where did my dad go?
Well little Johnny, he just went to buy some smokes.
Why is the earth getting warmer?
well little johnny, could it be that it was cold and is warming back up?
where do babies come from?
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Well, little Johnny, most babies come from storks, but, with you, it was a vulture.
How do clocks know what time it is?
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Well little Johnny, they all have another clock on the inside which they always look at.
What does old bread taste like is you pour old milk on?
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Well little Johnny, it tastes like bread and milk but old.
Where did the sun come from?
Well little Johnny , someday a guy named Nikolaus Kopernikus decided to set a ball on fire yeet it into orbit and let the earth make circles around it.
Why am I not allowed to throw stones at the fish?