What goldfish flavor is the best?

Grilled salmon with lemon juice and basil.

What? pink/orange is close enough

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Scientists have been able to perfect the Goldfish flavor by transplanting their organs into crackers because the Goldfish’s anatomy is very similar to humans. The next step to Goldfish cracker making is to resolve problems with a virus, which causes infection that might have the same effect on humans as on Goldfish. Therefore, by blasting the bacteria out of these fish, we get the Goldfish Flavour Blasted Xtreme Cheddar Crackers. These are removed from any and all contaminants such as salmonella, and combined with the cheesy goodness it makes for the perfect snack.

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I think the colored ones are the worst, personally

pretzel, because it’s just a goldfish shaped pretzel.

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Do you not like goldfish, or just really love pretzels?

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Yes…

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how dare you

Yeeeaaahhhh I had no idea what a goldfish was till this topic…but thanks to this topic I have now tried one and I am addicted to and they are the only food I eat.

Just kidding, I have heard of them but I haven’t ever eaten one

Goldfish are pretty mediocre.

C tier snack

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how dare you