As a reference to the popular show by Rooster Teeth ‘Red vs. Blue’ a topic was kind of on my mind, and I’d like to hear the creative ideas and views of other people. Now if you don’t know, a Zombie Plan is basically your plans taken after the events of a Zombie apocalypse and your idea on how to survive it. So what is your Zombie Plan?
Mine? Try to get to Costco and lock the doors. FOODIES FOR DAYS!
Lets see… Kini Nui is just across the street from me, so if I’m quick enough I could rush over there just as the zombies are coming, place six stones into it and wait for some elemental heroes to kick their butts. Or I could use Eljay’s cardboard Miru to scare them off, there’s an idea!
Good for me that I discussed this kind of thing with my sister a while back.
Step 1: Call up everyone in my vicinity to form a strike team. (Most of the people I would count on are the ones that inspired the Toa Vihagu, so I have an approximation of the skills they have in their form.)
Step 2: Go to the nearest store that has thick walls, sharp metal objects, and loads of chemicals (and maybe some food). Forge the metal objects into weapons and the chemicals into weapons of mass undead destruction/explosives. (After barring all entrances)
Zombies, last I checked, are unable to swim. So, houseboat in the middle of a fresh water lake. In my free time I would line the beach with treadmills to keep them from even getting to the water. Should both of these barriors fail, the houseboat would have very large propellers on all sides. Chop chop.
First, before the apocalypse, acquire money from flipping houses so that I can afford a private island. I shall then arm said island with the latest in security and keep a basement filled with tanks. If all else fails I move to my private Helicarrier I was able to afford by leeching off politicians.