What Would YOU Do As A Super HERO?

We have a topic devoted to super villains...this time, lets discuss what we'd do as heroes!

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Well, in a past life I was the Black Panther, also known as T'Challa. IRL tho, I would have to say something along the lines of daredevil.

Kill villains and dictators.

Save the Internet by stopping whoever made dank memes a thing.

And then completely obliterating his helpless dead body.

Also make telemarketers extinct

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Booster Gold

Michael Jon Carter

I'd just be myself

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Be Pink and Fluffy... wait...

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Much the same, and also save lives

So death note the super hero version?

I'd use my powers selflessly, using them to stop terrorist threats and save people who are being beat up and such. Although the terrorist threats would be my biggest target on stopping.

Become a super villain

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I would make so OS X and iOS become the dominant operating systems.

Down with crashy windows and evil Android

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Save the internet of course.
Step 1: Destroy 4chan.
Step 2: Obliterate all overused memes.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.

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Save the internet of course.
Step 1: Destroy Tumblr.
Step 2: Obliterate all stupid fandoms.
Step 3: ?
Step 4: Profit.

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I'd use my powers to cure all terminal diseases in the world, correct the social injustices that plague our society, and bring the people of planet earth together; effectively creating a borderless, egalitarian world. A world diverse and rich in culture, yet peaceful and tolerant of one-another. From then on, science could advance beyond the need for coveted or volatile fuel sources like oil and nuclear, figure out how to rebuild the human body to extend lives, create smarter(but not sentient, mind you) computers, and discover things about our world and our universe we have yet to find.

Of course, I'm not quite sure what superpowers I'd need to do this. Hyper intelligence, maybe?

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Save the internet of course.
Step 1: Destroy Reddit.
Step 2: Obliterate all Gangum Style parodies.
Step 3: yee???
Step 4: Profit.

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Save the world of course!
Step 1: Destroy this meme.

Then I'd probably go and stop terrorism, like I said above. Oh, and maybe help with world hunger.

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Yay.
I started something.

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punt kick cacti at supervillans

destroy all the bad montage parodies

Punch @takua for bein edgy

Destroy every hot topic in existence

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