Why Can't We Be Friends?

I hate you.

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That’s a pretty good reason to not be friends :stuck_out_tongue:

Nah
Ur 2 fat
Also, you have more likes, and that makes me feel insecure

@Chiller_Queen
Can we be in the friendship?

Because I read that differently and I’m a weirdo.

get in line my boi.

@Plural Why can’t we be friends?

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@Plural why can’t eye be friends with you?

PUNS

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@Joe, why can’t we be friends?

@Plural Why can’t we be friends?

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@Plural I hate you please die but also be my friend

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@Plural Why aren’t we comrades?

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Well, uh-

You know, becu-

k there’s too ma-

please sto-

:gun:

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Because you don’t think pink looks cool with dark red :stuck_out_tongue:

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@Joe Why can’t we be a loser duo?

@Plural don’t shoot yourself… also why can’t we be pals?

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Because you asked

@moa, why can’t weeby friends? :stuck_out_tongue:

coz yur not my real dad

u cant tell me what to do

@Moa why can’t we be fr… frie… friends?

Someone needs to make plurbo an actual Emoji.

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