Because you just dredged me up from the depths and onto a facet of the Boards I haven’t properly interacted with in years for no adequately explained reason.
Also, you interrupted my movie.
@Ranaki_Pakewa why can’t we be friends?
Because you tagged me during an amazing time and you all should be jealous :))))))))
@John_Smith why can’t we be friends?
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Because it’s 1 AM and I’m barely aware of what I’m doing
@anon68675807 Why can’t we be friends?
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john you are literally 85 years old go away you actually stink of old book smell and not the good kind
@Nyran, why can’t we be friends?
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Because TTV isn’t Facebook. We don’t have an angery face react. also your time traveling makes it hard to catch up.
@Kirathel why can’t we be bestest of buds
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Because, see
https://i.imgur.com/CzJKLN0.jpg
I just dont have
enough
time
@jayzor17 why can we not be great platonic friends
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Because a cosmological asteroid is crashing into all possible versions of my house and I have to go on a wacky adventure with seven of my alternate selves to stop it.
@ajtazt why can’t we be friends?
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this sounds like a reason for why we should
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My programming is designed to automatically reject friendship. That state is impossible to achieve.
rolls dice
@Zero Why am I unable to meet your friendship status?
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Because you live on an asteroid one billion light years away and I can’t kill you from there.
@Axelford why can’t we be friends?
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@Axelford hey, this is actually Rukah, I hacked into Willess’s account so I could tag you again without double posting. Why can’t we be friends? Why have you ignored me? 
I hope this is okay, I’m not trying to make fun of Rukah or anything, just posting something fun.
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