Your Best Jokes

What's a mathematicians favorite dessert

pi

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What does Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have boys pants half off.

I'm gonna go get banned now. See ya.

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Im pretty sure this is an original joke. I think.
What do you call a corn that watches you?
A STALKER!
I crack myself up sometimes.

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My best joke:

I just went to see star wars seven-no idea why Luke Skywalker was trying to kill batman, though.

my joke as I stole it from Facebook

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

How do you do that spoiler shaded thing?

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[s ] inset text here [/s ]

remove the spaces, and then you can cross out any text.

Pandas

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I means like the blurred stuff that if you click on it, it becomes clear, how do you do that.

[ spoiler] enter text here [/spoiler ]

Remove spaces and put what ever you want!

Plural is a scrub

Sorry for the mix up.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

an investigator

How do you make 81 with a peg leg? 8!

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Uncharted 4 had a good joke.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch. The bartender asks "What's with the wheel?"

"Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

I'mma go get banned again now.

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A man goes to the doctor for his monthly checkup. "I'm sorry sir, but it appears that you have cancer and short term memory loss." "Well," He replies, "At least I don't have cancer."

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Question: In Mask of Light: The Movie, how many times does Jaller say 'Pewku'?

Answer: Once, but he got better.

it's funny bc it's true

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Sometimes I think my parents are Bohrok, especially when they see my room.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care

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So I made a moc to represent my apathetic feeling after finals week.
I didn't finish.
(This is a joke, but it's also true :stuck_out_tongue:)

There are 3 types of people. People who can count and people who can't.

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There are 10 types of people:
Those who know binary and those who don't.
(Why do I have the other version of both of these jokes?!)

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English to Chinese translations

1) That's not right...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Gai
5) Small Horse.............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ................ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............ Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............ Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great................................. Su Pah

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English to dutch.

That's not right................ Schafalsfalskghfuj

/s

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