Your Best Jokes

@Froku

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English to chinese continued:

What?........... Wa yu sae?
Umm............. Ai duh no
Do you have a secret?............Wa yu ki ping
That's illegal.............Yu no du
Terrible..............Su ki
Sword fighting..........Xing Xing

He he.

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XD that's hilarious.

Ur actually triggering me nao
Seriously I live in China, and while the language is dumb, it's not that dumb.
I say it's dumb because of some of the ridiculous rules it has...

ANYWAY, Here's a super legit but inappropriate joke...
One day, I went to a zoo. It turns out they only had one animal there, and it was just a dog.
It was a shih tzu.

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It's not supposed to make it look dumb. It's supposed to be funny.

The Earth's rotation really makes my day.

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:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:. Well done.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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I refused to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home all the signs were there.

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What do you call a guy who lives on the street?

a hobosaipien

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Ok this one I didn't make up, but somehow, I remember finding it online:

So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender goes: "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a really meta joke"
The guy goes:" Ok. So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender goes: "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a really meta joke"
The guy goes:" Ok. So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender goes: "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a really meta joke"
The guy goes:" Ok. So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender goes: "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a really meta joke"
The guy goes: Ok. So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink...
The bartender goes: "here you go"
So he gives the guy a drink.
So he gives the guy a drink.
So he gives the guy a drink.
So he gives the guy a drink.
So he gives the guy a drink.

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So I asked this guy something on a social media page. He replied with this...

It was a homophone of "sure". The picture was "shore"

@Radiation-7901

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I always thought hyphens were overrated until I heard that a man's wife was out shooting him.

~W12~

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I have some lawyer jokes:

What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
They're both extinct.

What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
Accountants know they're boring.

What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?
One's a blood sucking parasite, the other is an insect

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What is the name of a shooting star?

Clint Eastwood.

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I once ate a clock.
The experience was very time consuming.

I was going to meet Kopaka for lunch, but he didn't come. I guess he just gave me the slip.

please kill me now

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His roles in movies are usually things like sheriffs or something and he's a star. Normal stars have names but shooting stars(even though they aren't actual stars.) don't.

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Who's a pair of sock's favorite actor?

Lint Eastwood.

oh wait i already told that one

Dumb story time: I was on a conoeing trip this last summer and one of my friends on one of the other conoes asks "How come there aren't any dams nearby?", since that was kind of a landmark for where we were going. I then responded by saying "Because they didn't have one to give."

Wanna know why they're called puns? There a little short form of punishment

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