Your Epitaph

It wasn’t his fault he crashed the transport ship

Everything is connected. The trees, the grass, the wind, the animals scurring around me, each in perfect harmony with the universes design. Now, I am one with the force, and the force is with me.

“What do you get when you cross a traffic light and three bottles of alcohol? Some of it’s down here, and I hope another part of it’s in jail.”

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Mr. Kowlihad
Rest in Pajamas
20XX-20XX
1 crossed wire + 1 wayward pinch of potassium chlorate + 1 errant twitch = kablooie!

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“Confusion.”

Will be my epitaph.

Well either that or

“It just works.”

A few I might have:

Here lies Matthew
The only one among us
Who dared to dream beyond what we thought possible.

Here lies Matthew
Who held onto hope by a thread
But gave his life
so that other men might live.

Here lies Matthew
Who died believing
In every one of you.

Here he lies
The believer in justice
Who died for an idea
Which conquered all.

“my oven was left running on purpose”

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Here lies Xevins Jaegernaut

Or rather here will lie Xevins Jaegernaut

When he finally forgets the protection of his power armor

Until then this is just an empty hole

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Necromancers allowed.

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Here lies Bearer
1997-20??

Wasn’t Bricky enough for Ricky

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Here lies Winter, if you’re here to leave flowers, friends and family, this small urn, my fans this spare casket I bought
OR
Here’s Winter, he was pretty hot for a season so cold

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Mine should just say

“Legacy”

“Here lies SSJSquidward, Wake me up when September ends…”

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Would you be buried next to your hopes and dreams? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Yep, also next to my box of Hot n’ Spicy memes :grinning:.

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RIP thundermaster612
‘How do you even master thunder, it’s literally a sound made by banging clouds’

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RIP >INSERT REAL NAME HERE<
“My only regret is not being able to attend my post mortem party”

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rip in rap

screw dying ill be back

they see me dyin

they cryin

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“here lies Ace, if he starts moving RUN

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“but you can also hit him with a shovel, I was a little late to try that…”

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