What could possibly go wrong?
āWhat do you mean there are escaped convicts in the basement? Iām sure itās just a raccoon.ā
I cri evre tiem
ALSO
(These will properly not be my last words but still)
(As the world collapse around me for there was not love and nor peace, as I give up seat for someone less fortunate so that they can escape the chaos)
Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.
Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side.
The summerās gone, and all the flowers are dying.
Tis you, tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summerās in the meadow.
Or when the valleyās hushed and white with snow.
And Iāll be here in sunshine or in shadow.
Oh, Danny boy, oh, Danny boy, I love you so.
But when you come, when all the flowers are dying,
If I am dead, as dead I well may be,
I pray youāll find the place where I am lying,
And kneel and say an āaveā there for me.
And I will hear, though soft you tread above me,
And on my grave will warmer, sweeter be.
For youāll come and tell me that you love me,
And I will sleep in peace until you come to me.
OR
(Knowing that Iām going to die, telling no one, but at a bar alone thinking of all friends and family, and forgiving all that hated or detested me.)
Of all the money, eāer I had,
I spent it in good company,
And all the harm I have ever done,
'Alas it was to none but me.
And all Iāve done for want of wit,
To memory now I canāt recall,
So fill to me the parting glass,
Goodnight and joy be with you all.
So fill to me the parting glass,
And drink a health whateāer befalls,
Then gently rise and softly call,
Goodnight and joy be to you all.
Of all the comrades that eāer I had,
Theyāre sorry for my going away,
And all the sweethearts that eāer I had,
Theyād wish me one more day to stay.
But since it fell into my lot,
That I should rise and you should not,
Iāll gently rise and softly call,
Goodnight and joy be to you all.
Fill to me the parting glass,
And drink a health whateāer befalls,
Then gently rise and softly call,
Goodnight and joy be to you all.
Fill to me the parting glass,
And drink a health whateāer befalls,
Then gently rise and softly call,
Goodnight and joy be to you all.
(Walking out of the bar with a smile on my face, facing death with smile, knowing life right after.)
āBatman V Superman wasnāt so badā
"Donāt fight guys! You know what they say, friendship is " gets shot before he can finish
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āHarry Potter is overratedā
Amongst my friends āSo, Team Edward or Team Jacob?ā
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āSuper Sentai is way better than Power Rangerā
Guys, look! Is that a nickel in the middle of main street? Dibs
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āPoiseā.
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āUnto the periphery of Fateā
Think Iāve already posted in this, but I have another:
āYou all suck. All of you. You called me senile. No matter that I am. You still suck. Jerksā
āI think Hero Factory was a good toy line.ā
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Hey man.
Those are words of wisdom
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I will be back!
āi swear i will not love you unless you get me apple sauce.ā
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āJourney to Oneās finale wasnāt that bad.ā
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āI donāt believe in wrist rocketsā
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Heresy.
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āWe have lost a command postā
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