ZXC - 9_Volt's Choose Your Own Adventure Comic

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@Ninjanicktf @Omega_Tahu
You: Who are you, and why am I here?
Person: I am a mentor; my purpose is to teach the newly deceased how the afterlife works. You are here to learn the ways of the afterlife.
You: Will you slowly insert a knife into your face?
Mentor: No, I will not slowly insert a knife into your face.

What do you do?

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Make him do it.

Ask him his name, and social security number

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realize your dead and freak out.

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@Omega_Tahu
You: What is you name and social security number?
Mentor: My name is Dalto. No, I will not give you my social security number.

What do you do?

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Ask Why are we here. Then ask for lemonade

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spin the spiral on the cone around whilst chanting
“lm 'akun 'atawaqqae 'an 'arak huna”
again and again to hipnotise him into doing your bidding.

Ask him what he should do.

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@MinusOneEighth You do not have the drill on you to perform the hypnosis with! You left it back in the real world.

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@Omega_Tahu
You: Why are we here?
Dalto: We are here so you can learn the ways of the afterlife.
You: Can I have lemonade?
Dalto: Here you go.

What do you do?

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Can I go back to living?

So what do I do now in the after life?

Hang on, so we got to the blue room by stabbing ourselves rather than going through the wall? in that case i’ll ask what was through the tunnel up in the real world.

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@Omega_Tahu @Ninjanicktf

You: Can I go back to living?
Dalto: Nobody knows if it is possible. Some say that death in the afterlife will cause you to return, but nobody wants to try it. Maybe it will send you to another afterlife or make you cease to exist.
You: So what do I do in the afterlife?
Dalto: It is pretty much like the real world. You get a job, you get a home, you live your afterlife. Are you going to take the lemonade?

What do you do?

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Take the lemonade.

Pour the lemonade in his eyes because you’re mad about being dead

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@Ninjanicktf You take the lemonade from Dalto.

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@Omega_Tahu You are mad that you have died! You toss the lemonade at him, and some of it gets in his eyes!

Dalto: You have forced my hand. I will retaliate.

You have engaged a fight!

What do you do?

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You run away.

You punch him and THEN run away!

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@Ninjanicktf @Omega_Tahu Before running away you punch Dalto in the face, adding injury to injury.
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The only place to run to is the door!
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The door is locked.

What do you do?

Try and kickdown the door!

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@Ninjanicktf The door doesn’t fall down, but the kick breaks the lock!
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You enter a hallway with two doors. In the distance you can hear Dalto speaking.

What do you do?